Strength in what remains behind ourinsecurities
JANNA,18 Aaron Beatrice Caihong Cally Daniel Denise Eliz Ferlin Hongwei Janice! Queenie! Rusydi SiewYee Tse Lin Credits ©Glamouresque.	Sunday, October 25, 2009 I stumbled across this article in the New Paper dated 13 Oct regarding Cristiano Ronaldo replacing David Beckham as the new face and body of Emporio Armani Underwear. LOL must read! By Iain Macintosh It is no longer safe for me to leave the house. I just can't take the risk. Don't cry for me, it's not so bad. I've got cable television, the Internet, a well-stocked fridge, and I'm sure someone wil post me a copy of Football Manager 2010. Sure, I'll miss my friends and the fresh air, but it's better than the alternative. It's better than being exposed to a London bus with a six-metre long poster of Cristiano Ronaldo in his underpants on the side of it. Gargh! My eyes! The news that Ronaldo has replaced David Beckham as the...erm...face of Emporio Armani is a devastating blow for anyone who wants to keep hold of the contents of their stomach. I didn't mind so much when it was Beckham doing it. I don't think my fiancee will need to worry too much if I say that Becks is an extremely attractive chunk of a chap, perfectly chiselled and sculpted even when reduced to his undercrackers. We are blessed to live in more open-minded times than our predecessors and there's nothing wrong at all with a bit of aesthetic beauty, particularly when that bit of aesthetic beauty had the bright idea of bringing his equally attractive wife along with him to the photoshoot. Whatever the catty tabloids may say, I think Victoria is an absolute fox and I was more than happy to watch that bus go round all day long. But Ronaldo? He's absolutely repulsive. He looks like a female hammer thrower! (I literally LOL-ED at this part) I really can't stress how much I want to avoid the sight of him in a tight-fitting pair of jockey shorts. Who thought that this was a good idea? Bring me their head! Beckham made sense. He's so much more than a footballer with a pretty face. He's a captain, a professional, a man who leads by example. He's a father, a husband, a proper man. He's someone to look up to and, yes, he looks good in his underwear. Give the choice, I would happily "be" Beckham and no, I don't think my fiancee would mind too much about that either. Take the stepovers and the goals out of the equation and who wants to be Ronaldo? He's not a leader, he throws tantrums that upset the rest of the team. He cries like a girl every time someone bumps into him. He goes down so easily that it will be a miracle if his picture stays on the side of the bus after the first pothole. He's not a father figure and I can't think of many women who'd want to marry a man who clearly spends more time in the bathroom than they do. Whether you're straight, gay or bouncing merrily between the two, everyone knows that there's a massive difference between natural attractiveness and contrived and perma-tanned muscle-bound bulk of a man. Armani may live to regret losing Beckham. Still, let's look at the positives. At least they didn't replace him with Wayne Rooney. I think I'd have to blind myself if that happened. HAHAHA poor Wayne but I do agree with Iain (like my friend like that LOL) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ytd we went for Bel's event at Orchard ION Bel was hawwwwwwwwt. I mean not like she's not usually hot but she looked really really really good on the runway! So....... vote for Bel! :D Anw, Janice& Queenie went with me to go support Bel too so after that we hung out awhile at ION and FEP before I met the rest to head over to church. Janice was empty hearted ytd ;) Tsk tsk tsk Janice. Ha ha ha. And yes, ION's toilets are amazing. Like hotel. Bigger than my entire home I bet ): Queenie unglam Went to church after that and Hosea shared about Bible characters who made it big in their lives. I mean not really made it big but like had great dreams and obeyed God. Wna be like them :D Just that I really don't know what my dream for this season is yet so I'm praying hard for it! Don't wna just be mediocre in this life and be floating around. Unseen& unheard. That's such a sad life to live. Maybe I should start by doing sthg about my studies! But urghhh I look at all the calculations and I'm like................... Haiix. God you have to help me! All things are possible with the Lord! Anw, ditch Nobody's original MV and lookie at this remix Awesome. Just don't listen to it too many times if not you'll get sick of it. LOL I dont really wna go to school tmrw. Need to bring laptop. Very heavy you know ): And I dont really wna listen to Benjamin go on and on and on about something I have no clue about. His voice drains the life out of me. Although he is quite nice. But looking forward to Chris Ng's lesson. He is super cute and heeeelarious. He really earned our respect : ) Oh did you guys know that *(!#& #*#!&#!*(&$!_) is known as Gobbledygook? LOL I wiki-ed it and got this Gobbledygook or gobbledegook (sometimes gobbledegoo, gobbledeegook or other forms) is an English term used to describe nonsensical language. Gobbledygook was coined by former U. S. Representative Maury Maverick, then working for the Smaller War Plants Corporation, in a March 30, 1944 memo banning "gobbledygook language". It was a reaction to his frustration with the "convoluted language of bureaucrats." He made up the word as an onomatopoeic ( word that imitates or suggests the source of the sound that it describes.) imitation of a turkey's gobble. You guys didn't know that did you? You've learnt something new today in Janna's world! HI BEATRICE, at the rate you keep saying *beatrice is too sadded to talk*, very soon *janna is going to whack beatrice* woohoo three lines