Strength in what remains behind ourinsecurities
JANNA,18 Aaron Beatrice Caihong Cally Daniel Denise Eliz Ferlin Hongwei Janice! Queenie! Rusydi SiewYee Tse Lin Credits ©Glamouresque.	Thursday, June 14, 2007 Woah, I've posted a gazillion posts today. Anyway, I'm so totally hooked on jokes, Izzad has some rather retarded ones. What Muthu jokes, or something, thats what he said, LOL. MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL Muthu went in a hotel. To wash Hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASHBASIN" MUTHU ATTENDING A POLITICAL RALLY On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it ! MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. Muthu become a saint! MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER Interviewer : What is your birth date? Muthu : 13th October Interviewer : Which year? Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ? Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. MUTHU & LONDON TRIP After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife : No! Why? Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why .. Wife : SHOCKED! MUTHU & TOURIST One tourist from U.S.A.asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. MUTHU & HIS MANAGER Manager asked Muthu at an interview.... Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X. MUTHU & DRIVER When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive. BWHAHAH, if you didn't laugh at any of those jokes, you are WEIRD.